December 2011
No excuses, folks. Don't drink and drive and don't...
wtf this shit only. Works for northern California, Nevada and Utah -_-
i think the initial intent of a girl having bangs...
How teens and adults text: Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Omg this is my mom
i hate dentist appointments
dentist (hand in my mouth): so how was your christmas break?
me: aaaagghahgahahaagagagh
dentist (hand still in my mouth): oh, mine was great. we went skiing and up to the mountain with my husband's side of the family and stayed in this cabin log. when does school start?
me: aaahghaghahgahahahagagagag
dentist (hand forever in my mouth): that's just right around the corner, isn't it?!
me: -.-
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Jamming out to the jersey boys at 2 in the...
itsjellymelly:
Ok all these faggot tumblr couples Matching crew necks Bboy freeze kissing pictures Playing video games in snapcacks No just…… No.
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
Never forget, never forgive
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
xjasmineee:
bbossa:
Going to bring this back one more time.
Merry Christmas everyone!!! :D
szxcvbnm,jkbjjknjlololo
What the fuck is the point for a tumblr promo.......
Filipino bop tumblr war. Everybody grab a ukeluleu...